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 Stone Soules Party Philosophy

Major Rules of The Stone Soules

1. DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY.

2. Assassins will be killed without provocation.
  b. The same goes for Undead, Demonspawn, Gnolls, etc.

3. Good parties don't work with Fire Giants!

4. Hideous, trapped evils? No problem!

5. Don't use the Wand of Wonder unless it really doesn't matter what happens, but we still want it to be different from how it is now.

6. Left is right and right is wrong, so always go right.  Useful for making decisions on direction. Similarly: When in darkness, look to the north.  West is best and east is dumb.  South is Ralph. So, in order of choice:  North, East, South, West.

7. Don't use magical items without getting them identified, except in dire circumstances.  These situations should be even more dire than those allowing use of the Wand of Wonder.

A Party Theme Song
(Especially of interest in regard to our expedition to the Southern Wilderness:)

Something The Boy Said  by Sting

When we set out on this journey

There were no doubts in our minds

We set our eyes to the distance

We would find what we would find

We took courage from our numbers

What we sought we did not fear

Sometimes we'd glimpse a shadow falling

The shadow would disappear

But our thoughts kept returning

To something the boy said

As we turned to go

He said you'll never see our faces again

You'll be food for a carrion crow

Every step we took today

Our thoughts would always stray

From the wind on the moor so wild

To the words of the captain's child

Something the boy said

In the circles we made with our fires

We talked of the pale afternoon

The clouds were like dark riders

Flying on the face of the moon

We spoke our fears to the captian

And asked what his son could know

For we would never have marched so far

To be food for a crow

Every step we took today

Our thoughts would always stray

From the wind on the moor so wild

To the words of the captain's child

Something the boy said

When I awoke this morning

The sun's eye was red as blood

The stench of burning corpses

Faces in the mud

Am I dead or am I living?

I'm too afraid to care, I'm too afraid to know

I'm too afraid to look behind me

At the feast of the crow

We spoke our fears to the captain

And asked what his son could know

For we would never have marched so far

To be food for a crow

(song is copyright Sting and no ownership is implied)


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